
A private, personal AI that lives in your WhatsApp, Discord, or Telegram — connected to your calendar, email, smart home, and more. No coding required.
🔷 THE PROBLEM
You've Heard About AI Assistants. But You Don't Have One.ChatGPT forgets your every conversation
Enterprise solutions cost thousands and take months
Setting it up yourself means fighting with servers, APIs, and config files
You just want the thing to workWe fix that.
🔷 WHAT YOU GET
An Assistant That Actually Knows You💬 Lives in your messaging apps — WhatsApp, Discord, Telegram, Slack. Talk to it where you already are.
🧠 Remembers everything — conversations, preferences, decisions. No more repeating yourself.
📅 Connected to your life — email, calendar, files, smart home devices. It doesn't just chat, it does things.
🔒 Completely private — runs on your own hardware or private server. Your data stays yours. No big tech middleman.
⚡ Always on — checks your inbox, watches your calendar, sends you alerts. Works while you sleep.
🔷 HOW IT WORKS
Three Steps. One Day.We TalkA quick call to understand how you work, what apps you use, and what you need help with.We BuildWe install and configure your assistant — connected to your channels, tuned to your workflow, with a personality that matches your style.You Start Using ItYour assistant is live. Message it like you'd message a colleague. It gets smarter the more you use it.
🔷 SERVICES
Choose Your SetupEssentials — £200
Personal AI assistant installed and running
Connected to one messaging platform
Basic skills configured (web search, reminders, Q&A)
30-minute walkthrough call
Perfect for: trying it out, personal useProfessional — £450
Everything in Essentials
Multiple messaging channels connected
Custom personality and memory configured
Email, calendar, and smart home integrations
Phone and device pairing
1-hour training session
Perfect for: daily drivers, freelancers, small teamsManaged — £75/month
Ongoing support and maintenance
Updates and new features installed
Custom skill development
Priority troubleshooting
Perfect for: people who want it handledNeed something bigger? We do bespoke setups for founders and executives — dedicated hardware, deep integrations, white-glove onboarding.
🔷 USE CASES
What Can It Actually Do?📧 "Check my email and flag anything urgent"
📅 "What's on my calendar tomorrow?"
📸 "Show me the front door camera"
✍️ "Draft a reply to that client email"
🌤️ "Do I need an umbrella today?"
📊 "Summarise this PDF for me"
⏰ "Remind me to call the accountant at 3pm"
🏠 "Turn off the living room lights"All from a single WhatsApp or Discord message.
🔷 FAQ
Is this ChatGPT?
It uses the same AI models, but it's fundamentally different. ChatGPT is a website that forgets you. This is a private assistant that remembers you, connects to your tools, and runs 24/7.Where does it run?
On your own hardware (laptop, Raspberry Pi, home server) or a private cloud server. Your choice. Your data never touches our systems.Is it hard to use?
If you can send a text message, you can use it. That's the whole point.What if I need help after setup?
Our Managed tier includes ongoing support. Or you can reach out anytime for one-off help.Can I try it before committing?
Book a discovery call — we'll show you a live demo and talk through what it would look like for you specifically.
🔷 ABOUT
Built by Someone Who Uses One Every DayI set up my own AI assistant and it changed how I work. Now I help other people do the same. No corporate fluff, no six-month rollout. Just a working assistant, set up properly, in a day.
🔷 LET'S GO
Ready to Meet Your Assistant?Book a free 15-minute call. We'll figure out exactly what you need.No commitment. No pressure. Just a conversation.
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Tell us a bit about your setup and we'll get things organised
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